Two from my parents, both on birth control. (I wonder why I make them think of that.)

From my dad, a chemical engineer:

What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personalities.

And from my mom, a piano teacher:

Finally, a birth control pill for men! The man doesn't swallow it; he puts it in his shoe. It makes him limp.

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