Rushin? You said he was Irish. Either way, why should I trust his directions? I can only get to the desert thru the rain forest? Google maps says otherwise.

And why do you assume I want to read about sex? Even when I had a subscription to Playboy, I only bought it for the pictures. Honest.

But I can tell from your voice that you've got an honest face, so I'll send you ten as soon as Medium pays me.