Read every word. Clapped 20x (since the hand thing looks like it could be spanking) for your astute guesses of my education (though you cheated--it's right there on my nametag and you knew it all along) and my weight (amazing!--how did you do that?).

But you were wrong about the reason I read all of it. It's not my ADHD or because I think you're cute (which I totally do), but because reading and commenting on a long article (and maybe getting to take a test--I'm very good at tests) is a terrific way to procrastinate working on the story I'm kind of writing. So, thank you for that.