On your advice, I tried watching soap. What am I supposed to watch it do? I want my 30 seconds back. Highly soaperific. Is that the point? Cheaper than to-kill-ya, with or without agave.

I'll talk to anybody about feminism. Except you. You're too busy writing. And cleaning. And getting rich on Medium. Too busy to send me an address or an invoice so I can order your book(s). But if you're writing womanifestos, you're ahead of me already, so no importa.