I think you've broken the code, Kathy. You proved it with the adorable "Look at me, Mommy!" tykes who to a "man" are convinced they are the fulfillment of every woman's dreams.

Conversation? You might as well as for a relationship. (Which by my definition, IS a conversation. No, they think their job is to entertain you with their exploits and patter and your job is to be sexy. Second date will be Netflix & chill.

Match.com was kind of fun when I tried it, years ago. I met several nice people, and came close to LTR a few times. But Tinder? Fuggedaboutit.

I'd really rather meet folks IRL, meet all kinds of folks without regard to sex, age, marital status, orientation, etc. and shoot for friendships. Not only do you rarely waste an evening when you have no sexual agenda, but the times you do hit it off, it's likely to be real.

Anyway, this is a hilarious take on online dating, and the poem is a nice touch. Irony rules.