Have I ever mentioned that your timing sucks? I was just about ready to forgive you (magnanimous soul that I am) for falling in love before I got my chance. But now I find out that this COVID thing that's wrecked what little social life I had, for you was just a source of new material.

That's it. I won't take any more of your sit-up comedy standing down.

PS - Has he had a scintillating scotoma yet? Coolest migraine symptom ever.