From Butterflies are Free:

Mrs. Baker : [talking about Ralph's play] I do not intend to pay money to see nudity, obscenity and degeneracy.

Ralph : Mrs. Baker, these things are all a part of life.

Mrs. Baker : I know, Mr. Santori. So is diarrhea, but I wouldn't classify it as entertainment.

You, Carol, seem to find exceptions to every kind of rule.