Deep thinking is its own reward. The answers you did not request, worth at least twice what you're paying for them:
Dollar/loaf bread is as close as your own kitchen, if you set the value of your time at zero. I don't, but that's okay; the bread that comes out of my oven is priceless.
Annoying our children is a parent's sacred duty.
Things just happen. Reasons and meaning are always after the fact and come from us.
Elephants are definitely heavy topics, even ones that don't play soccer.
Big bangs are outrageous, including the one that created Quantum God from non-existence, thereby proving Nothing is sacred. I don't like loud noises, so I'm glad that one was a long time ago.